Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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