Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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