do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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