He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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