bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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