I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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