Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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