She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
