Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Please, let me fuck your mom
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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