hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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