I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I have fence marks all over my body
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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