I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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