i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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