id be glad to
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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