I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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