Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Randomize
