thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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