Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my sisters under your porch take her home
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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