Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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