Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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