yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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