Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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