no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
