Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i dont even know how to be here
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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