GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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