i just google imaged poop.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
my poor anus
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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