he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
this beer tastes like vomit already
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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