Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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