Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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