We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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