I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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