How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I am naked and annoyed.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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