I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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