pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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