i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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