My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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