i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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