Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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