Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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