I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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