My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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