Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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