anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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