My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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