I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
