Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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