my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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