I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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