So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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