note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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